March 2012
February 2012
“Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...”
– Unknown (via hereisours)
If I was hot my followers would talk to me.
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
